Half an hour later, they parked at a place named Mom's
Diner.
All of them sat a booth and waited for a waitress to
take their order. “Okay, that's a meatloaf, two open turkeys with
fries, box of Frosted Flakes... “ She looked at Jesse “those are
pretty small, hon. Just one?”
“You're
right. Make it five,” Jesse said, knowing his appetite.
The
waitress turned to Daria. “Dry toast and coffee, please.”
“I thought you looked depressed. You want a booster
seat?” She laughed. Then yelled “Five boxes of flakes and two
nausea delights!” She then asked. “You kids going to that rock 'n
roll shindig out near Swedesville?”
'They must have had a lot of people going that way,'
Jennifer thought.
“No.
We made a wrong turn on our way to Paris.”
Jane,
Trent, Jennifer and Jesse all laughed. “You've got a mouth on ya,
don't ya?” the waitress observed.
“Why?”
Daria asked.
“Ever
thought of becoming a waitress?”
“Maybe.”
Jane and Trent laughed again.
Daria slid further down in her seat in embarrasment.
The
Fashion Club had also left Lawndale behind. They began to notice a
rather pungent odor. “What's that smell?” Tori asked.
“Uck! A skunk!” Stacy exclaimed.
“Yuck!” Tori said. Sandi pressed the button to make
the top come up on the convertible.
Daria and Jennifer were in the bathroom of the Diner.
“Could Jane rig that gun of hers to shoot bullets? I'm ready to end
my suffering.”
“You're
not your usual self,” Jennifer noticed.
Daria scowled. “I've got a bump on my head, a bug bite
on my arm, a sandwich on my ass...” she started saying.
Jennifer interuppted. “And that in front of a certain
musician.”
“Now turn the knife counterclockwise. I can't go back
out there,” Daria said, sounding depressed. “You go on to
Alternapalooza; tomorrow, I'll emerge and begin my new life as a
waitress.” She paused and thought. 'I'm not even sure if I'm
joking.'
“I think he's rather oblivious. At least that's what
Jane would say.”
'She
better be right.' Daria sighed. “Okay.”
“At
least the stain is alternative,” Jennifer said trying to cheer
Daria up.
“True,” Daria said with a smirk. Jennifer had
succeeded. A little.
“Let's go.”
Soon
they had left the Diner and were cought in traffic...
Soon afterwards the Fashion Club arrived at the Diner.
“Ugh,
stretch pants. Everywhere, stretch pants,” Tiffany said.
Stacy
noticed something about her clothes... “Hey, these
are stretch pants! I'm wearing stretch pants!”
Sandi moved to calm her down. “They're leggings!
They're leggings!”
Stacy calmed down and let out a high pitched sigh of
releif.
“It's all right,” Sandi reassured.
The waitress approached. “Three cheeseburger deluxe,
four house salads.” she paused. “With oil and vinegar on the
side!”
'That's perceptive,' Tori thought.
A while later, an alphabet game was being played to pass
the time.
“Your turn, Trent. We're up to E,” Jane said.
“I'm going to the picnic, and I'm bringing asbestos
insulation, brine shrimp, the cryogenically frozen head of Walt
Disney, Dominos and... an Elephant.”
Jane considered. “I'm going to the picnic, and I'm
bringing...” before Trent hit a bump... and Daria's glasses went
flying.
“My glasses!”
“Sorry! Hey, Janie, I saw that one coming.”
Jesse held up the glasses, broken clean in two through
the bridge. “Don't worry. I can fix them,” he said.
“Need the glue gun?” Jane asked.
“Keep that thing away from me! You'll miss and glue my
eyelids shut.”
“There's some tape in the back there,” Jesse said.
Jennifer found the tape. 'Duct tape?' she thought.
“Duct tape. Great,” Daria said once she had put the
glasses back on.
“It's fine. It looks alternative,” Jane said.
'I
guess so,' Daria thought.
Then
all of a sudden, the Tank's engine started to splutter... “Uh oh!”
Trent said.
“That's not good!” Jennifer said.
“Of course,” Daria stated.
As the Tank rolled to a stop on the side of the road,
the engine died. Trent tried to start it again, but without success.
At
the same time, Quinn, Cindy, Kristen and Keith arrived at the Diner.
The
waitress served them. “What would you like, hon?” she asked.
“Um, a salad with an egg on the side,” Quinn said,
after some thought.
“A
hamburger,” Cindy ordered.
“Fish
and fries,” Kristen said.
“Two
pies,” Keith added.
“Salad, egg, burger, fish, fries and two pies!” the
waitress yelled.
“A burger, Cindy?” Quinn asked, light hartedly.
“I have a hankering for it,” Cindy replied with a
smile.
“Sure,” Kristen said with a smirk.
Jesse
opened the hood, and looked at the engine. “Some hoses have come
loose,” he said.
“Great!” Daria intoned.
“What
do we do now?” Jesse asked.
“There's
a noise wall up ahead. There must be houses behind it. Daria, you and
Trent stay here; Jesse, Jennifer and I will find a phone and call for
help,” Jane suggested. She leant towards Daria. “Great plan,
huh?”
Daria opened her eyes wide and then glared at Jane, who
then walked off with Jennifer and Jesse. Jennifer shot her a
consolatory look.
Shortly after driving past the broken down Tank, the
Fashion Club were distracted. Tori noticed something. “Outlet
Shopping!” Tori said.
“Change of Plan!” Sandi decided, she turned into the
lane for the off ramp.
Stacy
leant out and drew a clothes hanger symbol with her hand...
“What is that? A Pyramid?” Michael 'Mack' McKenzie
asked in the car behind.
“A
mountian?” Jodie Landon asked.
“A square?” Kevin asked, confused.
Brittany
saw the sign next to the off ramp that Sandi had directed her car
onto. “A clothes hanger! Outlet shopping!” She
grabbed the wheel and turned the car to follow.
Kevin
was annoyed. “He-eeay!”