Mysteries
of Lawndale 01: Esteem of the Investigator Part 1
Lawndale,
MD
15
September 1997
A blue Lexus approached a suburban High
School.
“Girls, I just want you to know your mother
and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town -- especially for you,
Daria, right?” Jake Morgendorffer asked.
In the back, his daughter Daria, asked
“Did we move?”
“I'm just saying you don't make friends as
easily as... uh, some people.”
Daria looked at her younger sister.
“Quinn, for instance?”
“That's not what I meant... necessarily.”
Jake turned the radio off. “The point is, the first day at a new school is
bound to be difficult...”
Daria smirked and took out a device from
one of her pockets. She pressed a couple of the buttons and the radio turned
back on, with the volume increased. “Speak up, Dad! Can't hear you!”
“Uh, where was I?” Jake asked. He turned
the radio off again. “Oh, yeah...”
Stacy Rowe saw noticed a cute, athletic,
teen, with long red hair emerge from a Lexus wearing a stylish athletic outfit.
“Hi! You're cool. What's your name?”
“Quinn Morgendorffer.”
“Cool name,” Stacy’s ... fellow Fashion
Club member (and President), Sandi Griffin, said.
“Will you go out with me?” An instantly
besmitten boy asked.
“Not right away, I’m going to take a while
to settle in. Find all the clubs that I’d be interested in,” Quinn said.
Sandi took that as a cue. “Sandi Griffin,
Fashion Club President. Your outfit is quite interesting.”
“Thanks,” Quinn said. Her voice then
showed her interest. “Fashion Club, did you say? I’m in!”
“Cool!” Stacy said.
“Not right away, there is paperwork to
fill out,” Sandi said.
“Can it be filled out in a day?” Quinn
asked. “Best not to waste time.”
“Of course,” Sandi said, taken aback.
“Cool, see you later!” Quinn said as she
continued towards the school.
Daria entered the school. Instantly she
noticed many things that didn’t seem right. ‘Of course, Highland wasn’t ‘right’
either,’ she thought. Her trained investigator’s eye saw a great many security
cameras along the length of the corridor she was entering. ‘There are at least
eight. That’s overkill.’
Another thing was the prominence of the
football team amongst the posters advertising the school’s clubs and sports
teams. She touched a button in one of her pockets and slowly rotated as the
camera hidden in one of her coat buttons took photos. ‘That’s a fifth of that
film used,’ she thought when she was done. She then looked for the principal’s
office where the new students were to report.
Daria and Quinn were not the only students
to begin at Lawndale High that day. There were at least ten others. After
signing them into the enrolment books as attending, Principal Angela Li lead
them on a tour of the school.
“Gosh, Daria, do you have to take notes
now?” Quinn asked as they exited the door from the main block to the playing
field.
“You know me, Quinn, insatiably curious,”
Daria answered.
Quinn sighed. She knew that Daria could
find a mystery anywhere.
Later they returned to the main
administrative area of the school.
“As you can see, our Lawndale High
students take great pride in their school. That's why you'll each be taking a
small psychological exam to spot any little clouds on the horizon as you sail
the student seas of Lawndale High,” Li said, saying the school’s name with
reverence.
“S.O.S., girl overboard,” Daria said.
Quinn sighed.
A quarter of an hour later, the
Morgendorffers were in the school counsellor’s office.
“Now, Quinn ... what do you see here?”
Mrs. Margaret Manson said as she held up a picture.
“It's a picture of two people talking.”
“That's right. Can you make up a little
story about what it is they're discussing?”
“They are talking about their activities
after school, and whether they could find time to be together during their busy
afternoon,” Quinn began...
Quinn finished five minutes later.
“Very good, Quinn! Now, Dora, let's see if
you can make up a story as vivid as your sister's.”
“It's Daria.”
“'I’m sorry... Daria. What do you see in
the picture, Dara?”
“Um... a herd of beautiful wild ponies
running free across the plains.”
“Uh, there aren't any ponies. It's two
people.”
“Last time I took one of these tests, they
told me they were clouds. They said they could be whatever I wanted.”
“That's a different test, dear. In this
test, they're people, and you tell me what they're discussing.”
“Oh ... I see, All right, then. It's a guy
and a girl and they're discussing... why a herd of beautiful ponies that had
been running free across the plains were now captured and held in a rodeo
arena...” Daria smirked.
After the Psychological exam (by a quack,
Daria suspected), the Morgendorffer siblings went to their classes. Daria went
to history.
It was clearly American History. “Class,
we have a new student joining us today. Please welcome Daria
Morgendorffer. Daria, raise your hand, please.”
“Well, Daria! As long as you
have your hand raised...” Mr. Anthony DeMartino chuckled evilly. “Last week we
began a unit on westward expansion. Perhaps you feel it's unfair
to be asked a question on your first day of class.”
“Excuse me?” Daria asked.
“Daria, can you concisely and
unemotionally sum up for us the doctrine of Manifest Destiny?”
“Manifest Destiny was a slogan popular in
the 1840s. It was used by people who claimed it was God's will for the U.S. to
expand all the way to the Pacific Ocean. These people did not include many
Mexicans, nor Native Americans.”
“Very good, Daria. Almost... suspiciously
good. All right, class. Who can tell me which war Mainfest Destiny was used to
justify?”
Daria watched as a teen in a football
uniform answered the question with the name of a war over a century later. She
took down the notes.
Football players unable to answer history questions
properly.
A moment later followed by
Also applies to at least one cheerleader.
“Either someone gives me the answer, or I
give you all double homework and a quiz tomorrow. I want a volunteer with the
answer. Now!”
Daria raised her hand.
“Daria, stop showing off!”
‘Of course.’
The Morgendorffers were having dinner. “... so for now, I’m vice
president of the Fashion Club, member of the Anime, Chess and French clubs and
on the tennis and track teams and that’s it,” Quinn said. She lowered her
voice. “They don’t have a sparring team, can you believe that?”
“Sounds like well-thought out decisions, honey,” Jake said.
“As long as you can join the pep squad and mathletics teams later – if
you want. Never know how much we can handle till we try, though,” Helen
Morgendorffer said.
“What about you, Daria? How was your first day?” Jake asked.
“There is no Mystery Club. Also, my
history teacher hates me because I know all the answers, but there are
some interesting idiots in my class.”
“That’s great!”
“Jake!”
“I mean..”
“Daria, your father's trying to tell you
not to judge people until you know them. You're in a brand-new school in a
brand-new town. You don't want it to be Highland all over again. As for the
Mystery Club, perhaps you can make one?”
“Perhaps,” Daria said.
“Is that all?”
“It boils down to trust.”
“Exactly. It all boils down to trust. Show
a little trust.” The phone rang and Helen answered it.
“I hope that’s not the Italian or checkers
clubs, badminton team or booster society again!” Quinn said.
“Hello? ... Yes. ... Uh, yes, she's my
daughter. ... I see. Listen, will this
require any parent-teacher conferences or anything, and if so, is this the sort
of thing my assistant can handle? ... Okay, great. Bye!” She hung up. “You
girls took a psychological test at school today?”
“Yeah?” Quinn answered.
“Daria, they want you to take a special
class for a few weeks, then they'll test you again.”
“Oh,” Quinn said.
“It seems she has low self-esteem,” Helen
said.
“What?! That really stinks, Daria!” Jake
said.
“Easy, Jake. Focus. We tell you over and
over again that you're wonderful and you just... don't... get it!” Helen said,
she slammed her fists on the table. “What's wrong with you?!”
“Don't worry. I don't have low
self-esteem. It's a mistake,” Daria said.
“I’ll say!” Jake said.
“The school councillor is a quack. I have
low esteem for people like her.”
“Now, Daria, how did you get that
impression?”
Daria looked her mother in the eyes. “She
kept mispronouncing my name.”
As her daughter walked off, Helen began to
think about it.
Daria was out in the yard, taking notes
when Quinn came out. “Starting your investigations already?” she asked.
“Yes, you did notice the irregularities at
the school?”
“You mean all the cameras?”
“Not just the cameras, the prominence of
the football team in the in-school advertisements,” Daria said.
Quinn thought for a moment. “You’re
right.”
“Lawndale may not be the ordinary suburb
that Mom thought it was.”
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