A Tree Grows in Lawndale - Facebook Edition

 A Tree Grows in Lawndale – Facebook Edition

Brittany Taylor Kevin looks like a rebel in his new jacket!
Kevin Thompson Thanks Babe!!

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Jane Lane Where’s the bike?
Kevin Thompson Huh?
Daria Morgendorffer That’s a motorcycle jacket. It’s made out of leather to protect you from scrapes when your head’s bouncing off the grille of a truck.
Jane Lane If you’re wearing it for style, then it is a waste of a perfectly good cow.

Sick Sad World Is your cutlery holding an edge or going over one? “Diary of a mad steak knife,” tonight on Sick Sad Work.

Rita Chalmers So Mom’s paying for the room
Helen Morgendorffer Honestly, I don’t care if Mother’s paying for your new family room!
Daria Morgendorffer Maybe she can get a new family to go with it
Rita Chalmers What?
Helen Morgendorffer Daria’s practicing… for something..
Daria Morgendorffer A salesman’s got to dream boy.

Jake Morgendorffer Damn neighbor’s dog got into the trash again! Now there’s garbage all over the street! Next thing there will be abandoned cars on the front lawn.
Daria Morgendorffer I’ll run out and pick up some cement blocks before they’re all sold out.
Helen Morgendorffer Calm down Jake!

Helen Morgendorffer We’ll talk about this another time, Rita!

Jake Morgendorffer We’re on a fault line too!

Jane Lane Oh look, the circus is coming to town.
Daria Morgendorffer On what appears to be a very fast lawnmower.

Brittany Taylor Don’t we look like rebels?

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Jane Lane Oh, yeah, that cricket in your front teeth is very James Dean

Jefferson Brown Oh, no! Kevin has crashed into the Tommy Sherman Memorial Tree!

Kevin Thompson From now on, I only drink Yoo-Hoo!
Brittany Taylor NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Daria Morgendorffer --> Jane Lane You know, if you break up Brittany’s attempt at thought, it looks like a Mystik Spiral song. “Armpits have feelings, but not for me. Now what do I do with lips empty?”
Jane Lane Are you sure you don’t want to replace “lips” with “skull”?
Daria Morgendorffer It’s a work in progress

Michael Mackenzie --> Kevin Thompson Come on, man, it’s just a sprained knee. You gotta play. The team needs you.
Kevin Thompson No it doesn’t. The only team that needs me is the one that sits all the time. The Chess Team
Michael Mackenzie But you don’t know how to play chess.

Brittany Taylor I got an “A” for a poem I didn’t know I wrote?
Steven Taylor and Ashley-Amber Taylor like this.

Brittany Taylor is now single.

Jane Lane Does Study Hall go faster when you’re somewhere else?
Daria Morgendorffer Life goes faster when you’re somewhere else.
Jane Lane Well, the Tommy Sherman Memorial Tree is still dead.

Brittany Taylor Tommy Sherman is Haunting us!

Charles Ruttheimer III Listen to my announcement of the latest game where the Lions lost heavily to Oakwood!
Chuck Announces – Lions Still Losing – ‘Mad Mack’ doesn’t have it.

Angela Li This is really bad for Lawndale High! I’ve got to do something about all this loosing!

Sandi Griffin Something to take our minds off that abysmal game. Shopping at Cashmans!
Quinn Morgendorffer, Stacy Rowe and Tiffany Blum-Deckler like this.

Sandi Griffin Something is odd at Cashmans. No one’s serving us!

Quinn Morgendorffer The unpopular persons dressing room. The Horror!

Angela Li I hope this Ringer is worth it!

Brittany Taylor, Angie Zammit, Lisa Fischer, Nikki Dowling and Donna Bolton are attending the event Exorcism of Tommy Sherman’s Ghost

Anthony DeMartino Now they a dumb enough to believe that their bathroom is haunted by a ghost!

Lawndale Shopper Lawndale High’s Football team is the worst in Lawndale History!
Jake Morgendorffer See, Helen!
Helen Morgendorffer Remember that he had to be had to taken off his roof by the fire department because he thought he was being chased by screaming mice.

Jake Morgendorffer The value of our home destroyed. Our life’s investment gone! Good-bye retirement. Good-bye, condo on the golf course. We’re ruined!

Daria Morgendorffer So my sister’s scouting out new zip codes, my father’s so mad he can only see the color red, and the other day when my mother was paying bills, I caught her trying to smudge her return address labels. My home life’s becoming intolerable.
Jane Lane _Becoming_ intolerable
Daria Morgendorffer Is there such a word as “intolerabler”
Thomas Sloane I take it your quarterback is still wallowing in self pity
Jane Lane He needs a reason to feel good about himself.
Daria Morgendorffer He could go back to third grade, where winning a paste-eating contest still stands for something.
Thomas Sloane Actually why not send him back to elementary school?
Daria Morgendorffer Because he would never meet the academic requirements
Thomas Sloane I mean as one of those safety lecturers. He could talk about how stupid it was to wipe out on his bike.

Daria Morgendorffer It’s a good thing we only had to go to Mr. O’Neill to get the ball rolling.

Kevin Thompson This safety lecturing stuff is cool!

Brittany Taylor … … Kevvy! … … *sniffle*!

Michael Mackenzie --> Kevin Thompson Please come back!

Brittany Taylor My Kevvy wouldn’t let Lawndale become a loser town!

Brittany Taylor and Kevin Thompson are now in a relationship

Charles Ruttheimer III Listen to my announcement of the latest game where Kevin Thompson makes his triumphant comeback!
Chuck Announces – Star Quarterback Kevin Thompson scores again!

Jake Morgendorffer --> Lawndale Shopper
I’ll bet you didn’t try to drive down property prices. Lawndale High’s quarterback is fit as a fiddle and Lawndale’s got a winner school and the best people want to live here and buy houses at market value.

Daria Morgendorffer This is a day of miracles.