Daria in the Background – Part 1
Daria Morgendorffer just wanted to be left alone. As she
had grown up, she had found she was different to the other children, and to her
sister Quinn. She was more intelligent and not as outgoing as others. Over the
years she had found ways to blend into the background so others would not
notice her. It didn’t always work. Teachers always noted how good her work was,
even if her writing was unusual for a child her age. Then there was that dumb
duo in Highland who hung around her sometimes.
Things were to change when the Morgendorffers moved to
Lawndale, a middle-class small city in northern Maryland. The description of
the town made it seem perfect for someone who wanted to complete their High
School education without drawing too much attention, but she didn’t know that
her efforts would be to no avail.
1111 Glen Oaks Lane, Lawndale; September 15, 1997 7:30
AM
Having finished cleaning her teeth, Daria looked over
herself in the mirror. She wanted to be sure that her impression of an average
teenager was infallible. That no one other than the people she wanted to notice
her would look twice at her. Mousy auburn hair tied back in a high ponytail.
‘Check,’ she thought as she looked at herself sideways. Tied back so, the hair
fell to just below her shoulder blades. There was some length to it, but it was
still shorter than Quinn’s. She then looked lower. Face washed.
Check. Understated clear lip gloss. Check. Understated
light green dress. Check. She was about as different from Quinn as she could
be. And right on cue, there was knocking on the door. She then went to open it,
allowing Quinn in. “There you go.”
“Gosh, Daria, you’re going like that?” Quinn asked.
“At least I’m not dressed in pink,” Daria shot back as
she left the bathroom.
“Ha!” Quinn said as she slammed the door.
Lawndale High; 8:30 AM
Arriving at Lawndale High, Quinn drew all the attention,
with a girl in pigtails asking her name.
“Quinn Morgendorffer,” she answered. She didn’t
understand why Daria didn’t want any attention.
“Cool Name,” another girl with lustrous brown hair said.
Quinn wondered what products she used to gain that effect.
She glanced at Daria walking slowly towards the school
without drawing attention. ‘That’s what she does best,’ she thought. She then
heard a boy ask her out. ‘A bit quick,’ she thought.
“…As you can see, our Lawndale High students take great
pride in their school,” the Principal said as she finished the tour. “That’s
why we’ll be taking a small psychological exam to stop any little clouds on the
horizon as you sail the student seas of Lawndale High.”
‘SOS girl overboard,’ Daria thought. ‘Why does there need
to be a psychological test! I just want to get to class!’
“Nobody told me about any test!” Quinn objected.
‘You’re automatically exempt!’ Daria thought. As much as
she wanted to say it, she knew it would draw attention.
“That’s why it’s a surprise test,” the Principal said.
Quinn scowled.
“Now, Quinn,” the School counsellor, Mrs. Manson said.
“What do you see here?”
It was obvious what it was. “It’s a picture of two people
talking.”
“That’s right. Can you make up a little story about what
it is they’re discussing?”
“Oh. Okay, then. Let's see... they've been going out for
awhile, and he's upset because other people keep asking her out, and she saying
she can't help it if she's attractive and popular, and besides, nobody ever
said they were going steady, and if he does want to go steady he's got to do a
lot better than movie, burger, back seat, movie, burger, back seat, because
there are plenty of guys with bigger back seats waiting to take her someplace
nice!”
“Very good, Quinn!” Mrs. Manson said. She then turned her
attention to her sister. Quinn wasn’t sure why she was testing the two of them
together. “Now, Dora, let’s see if you can tell a story as vivid as your sisters?”
“Do I have to?” Daria asked with annoyance.
“Yes!” Mrs. Manson said.
“Alright then. It’s a guy and a girl, and they are
discussing how their daughter doesn’t seem to want to do anything other than
study and that she needs friends. They disagree on what to do about it.”
“That’s interesting.” Manson said. “But good.”
The first lesson Daria went to was History. “Class, we
have a new student joining us today. Please welcome Daria
Morgendorffer,” Mr. Anthony DeMartino said. “Daria, raise your hand please.”
Daria raised her hand. Reluctantly, DeMartino noted.
‘Time to test her!’ he thought. “Well, Daria! As long as you have your
hand raised…” he gave an evil chuckle. “Last week we began a unit on westward
expansion. Perhaps you feel it’s unfair to be asked a question on your
first day of class.”
Daria gave a sigh. Perhaps she just wanted to slip in
amongst the existing students unnoticed. Other teachers would oblige her. But
not Anthony DeMartino, who despite his better judgement tried to reach the
unreachable. “Daria, can you concisely and unemotionally sum up for us the
doctrine of Manifest Destiny.”
“A slogan used in the 1840s, to promote the ideal for the
US to reach all the way to the Pacific Ocean,” Daria murmuired.
“Very good, Daria.” DeMartino then steeled himself for
his usual battle against Kevin Thompson’s dim wits.
1111 Glen Oaks Lane; 7:34 PM
The Morgendorffers were having their dinner late, as
Helen had stayed late at work, hoping to impress upon the Partners that she was
a hard worker.
“…Then they asked me to join the pep squad. They said I
didn't have to try out, but I said, "Look, I'm new here. Give me a chance
to get used to things." So, for now, I'm vice president of the Fashion
Club, and that's it,” Quinn said.
“Sounds like a like a well-thought-out decision, honey,”
Jake said.
“As long as you can join pep squad later, if you want.
Never know how much we can handle till we try, though,” Helen added.
“What about you, Daria? How was your first day?”
Daria sighed. “Well, my history teacher called on me as
soon as I entered the class, but there are some interesting idiots in it.”
“That’s great!” Jake said.
‘What?’ Helen thought. ‘Jake!’
“I mean…” Jake began as he tried to correct what he just
said.
Helen interrupted. “Daria, your father's trying to tell
you not to judge people until you know them. You're in a brand-new school in a
brand-new town. You don't want it to be Highland all over again.”
“Not much chance of that happening... unless there's
uranium in the drinking water here, too.”
“I'm talking about you making a friend or two. Don't be
so critical. Give people the benefit of the doubt.”
“You’re saying that It all boils down to trust?” Daria
asked.
“Exactly. It all boils down to trust. Show a little
trust.”
Daria looked thoughtful.
‘She needs to understand that being in that shell doesn’t
help her,’ Helen thought. The dinner continued without incident.
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